How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
my new years revolution for 2015 is to become skinny, attractive and rich but who am i kidding that will never happen
Parkway Drive || Romance Is Dead
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what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
Too high for this shit
Not even high and this shit is bananas
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass